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About Me 👤

Hi there! I'm Andrea Poltronieri, and here's what the voices in my head tell me I am:

🤖 Code Wizard (Software architect by day)
💡 Idea Generator (with more ideas than time to implement them) HOT!
🕰️ Digital Archaeologist (pasionate about computing history)
🔄 Professional Problem Creator/Solver (it's a fine balance) Warning!

Disclaimer: No pixels were harmed in the making of this website.

Vibecoding Projects HOT 💾

Where my coding meets creativity and questionable life choices:

Elettricarica - Helping electric vehicles find juice in Italy (because running out of power is only fun in Mario Kart)
CineMatch - AI that picks movies better than your indecisive friends Check it out!
ScentMate - Because choosing perfume shouldn't require a chemistry degree Smells good!
More half-baked ideas in development (patience recommended) Soon!

My GitHub Universe 🐙

Where code goes to either thrive or die quietly:

twinpixel GitHub Profile
Various experiments in Java, Python, and "what was I thinking?"
Cloud architecture samples and mobile apps in varying states of decay Proceed with caution!

Retrocomputing Passion 💻

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Because modern computers are too reliable and user-friendly:

Vintage computer collector Rare!
Old-school programming enthusiast
Believer that 8-bit graphics had more soul True!
Proud owner of several heavy CRT monitors
Founder of MUPIN - Museo Piemontese dell'Informatica, a museum dedicated to computer history and retrocomputing Visit us!

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Social Connections 🤝

eBay Treasure Trove SALE 💰

My periodic attempts to declutter (with questionable success):

Browse my eBay store Deals!

You might find:

Tech gadgets (some even work!)
Vintage computing relics Rare finds!
Things I swore I'd use but never did
Mystery items even I don't remember acquiring Surprise!

Visitor Counter 🔢

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(Counter may or may not be accurate - it's retro!)

Cool Links 🔗

HotBot - The search engine of champions
AltaVista - Because Google wasn't cool yet Remember?
GeoCities - Where websites went to be fabulous
Angelfire - For when GeoCities was too mainstream
Hampster Dance - Peak internet culture
Space Jam - The official 1996 movie site (still up!) Wow!

My Web Rings 💍

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Welcome to Poltroweb! _ □ × Welcome to Poltroweb! ✨ * UNDER CONSTRUCTION * EXTRA BLINKY!!! NEW! Now with 100% more retrocomputing! Last updated: DOWNLOAD MORE RAM!
Main Content _ □ × About Me 👤 Hi there! I'm Andrea Poltronieri, and here's what the voices in my head tell me I am: 🤖 Code Wizard (Software architect by day) 💡 Idea Generator (with more ideas than time to implement them) HOT! 🕰️ Digital Archaeologist (pasionate about computing history) 🔄 Professional Problem Creator/Solver (it's a fine balance) Warning! Disclaimer: No pixels were harmed in the making of this website. Social Impact 🌍 Because technology should be accessible to everyone: TuttiConnessi - Co-founder of this initiative born during COVID-19 pandemic to provide computers to disadvantaged students, still active in fighting digital divide Awesome! Vibecoding Projects HOT 💾 Where my coding meets creativity and questionable life choices: Elettricarica - Helping electric vehicles find juice in Italy (because running out of power is only fun in Mario Kart) CineMatch - AI that picks movies better than your indecisive friends Check it out! ScentMate - Because choosing perfume shouldn't require a chemistry degree Smells good! More half-baked ideas in development (patience recommended) Soon! My GitHub Universe 🐙 Where code goes to either thrive or die quietly: twinpixel GitHub Profile Various experiments in Java, Python, and "what was I thinking?" Cloud architecture samples and mobile apps in varying states of decay Proceed with caution! Retrocomputing Passion 💻 _____ ______ / \ \|____ \ \| ▒▒▒▒▒▒ \| ▒▒▒▒ \| \| ▒▒_____ \| ▒▒____/ \▒▒ \ \▒▒ \▒▒▒▒▒▒ \▒▒▒▒▒▒ Because modern computers are too reliable and user-friendly: Vintage computer collector Rare! Old-school programming enthusiast Believer that 8-bit graphics had more soul True! Proud owner of several heavy CRT monitors Founder of MUPIN - Museo Piemontese dell'Informatica, a museum dedicated to computer history and retrocomputing Visit us!	Sidebar _ □ × Social Connections 🤝 eBay Treasure Trove SALE 💰 My periodic attempts to declutter (with questionable success): Browse my eBay store Deals! You might find: Tech gadgets (some even work!) Vintage computing relics Rare finds! Things I swore I'd use but never did Mystery items even I don't remember acquiring Surprise! Visitor Counter 🔢 You are visitor number: (Counter may or may not be accurate - it's retro!) Cool Links 🔗 HotBot - The search engine of champions AltaVista - Because Google wasn't cool yet Remember? GeoCities - Where websites went to be fabulous Angelfire - For when GeoCities was too mainstream Hampster Dance - Peak internet culture Space Jam - The official 1996 movie site (still up!) Wow! My Web Rings 💍 Guestbook SIGN! ✍️ --- Sign my guestbook! --- (Under construction... like everything else!)
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